up, up and away / iliyon
that's absurd
Student of Product Design, passionate about all the creative stuff. Strong love with music, playing my guitar and singing my songs. Junk food really got a hold on me, but i'm trying to move on to better things (i'll miss you, Mc Donald's).
Love listening to people and understanding a bit of everyone.
Definitely going deaf because of my headphones.
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Oh Snap!! - I’m too fat to be a hipster

I’m too fat to be a hipster
Cos’ skinny jeans don’t come in my size
I’m too fat to be a hipster
And you perpetrating posers better recognize.

I were baggy jeans cos’ thats what comes in 42’s
I wanna dress stylish but fuck it, I like food
All my big boned brothers do you know what I mean
The ladies don’t like chunky asses running ‘round in skinny jeans.

I’m too fat to be a hipster
Cos’ skinny jeans don’t come in my size
I’m too fat to be a hipster
And you perpetrating posers better recognize.

I’m too fat to be a hipster
Cos’ skinny jeans don’t come in my size
I’m too fat to be a hipster
And you perpetrating posers, yo - you better break it down.

I - I - I break it down
I - I - I break it down
I - I - I break it down
But I don’t wanna bust my pants
I - I - I break it down
I - I - I break it down
I - I - I break it down
As long as I don’t bust my pants, when I dance

Sometimes I bust my pants, when I dance.
Dude, that shit’s embarrassing.

I’m too fat to be a hipster
Cos’ skinny jeans don’t come in my size
I’m too fat to be a hipster
And you perpetrating posers better recognize.

My name is Oh snap and I put it down wild
But with these jeans I rock, no ones rocking my style
All my double-triple X large, ya’ know what I mean
Theres a conspiracy against big dudes in slim jeans.

I’m too fat to be a hipster
Cos’ skinny jeans don’t come in my size
I’m too fat to be a hipster
And you perpetrating posers better recognize.

(Source: thatsabsurd)

Apr 15 2011

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    Skinny jeans do come in my size, but vintage plaid shirts with snaps don’t. Hit it.
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    "Sometimes I bust my pants, when I dance."
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